BBW Part V

If you missed them:

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

The "missing" key fiasco ended up taking up much of my time and I was due to serve my Power Hour of security at lunch with Aurora and Sarah_Rocks.  I am still not sure how Aurora convinced Tom to give us a full hour together, but it worked!  I decided to just rock the school girl outfit until I needed to change for the vendors fair.  I felt bad sending people without their badge back to their rooms, but unfortunately those are the rules.  It is hard to keep track of everyone and a few vanillas did try to sneak in and steal our sammiches!

A few weeks prior to BBW, I made a joke about tackling anyone who tried to pass us without a badge.  Apparently this was seen as cute from Spank33 and Rainyspanker.  Unfortunately for them I am a former Rugby player with excellent tackling skills!  ;)  Seeing the shocked look on these men's faces (especially Rainyspanker!) was the highlight of our Power Hour.  As great as we were for our entire hour of security, we seemed to have a backup security to protect us with Publikk, Pulls_Panties_Downs, and Rainyspanker lurking behind us.  COMPLETELY unneeded!

We did have one incident!  Mike Tanner and jules showed up without their badges and Mike said he didn't need his badge because he was the "Head Mother Fucker in Charge!"  Sounds like a court case to me.  

After lunch I fell asleep and managed to wake up with enough time to catch the end of the uniform top event.  Even though I do not participate in the event, it is so much fun to watch! There were so many tops being dragged off and manhandled by the female bottoms.  I could not help but laugh!  IMLX was dressed as a scientist and pulled me over to the side to bend me over a chair and scold me in Russian again.  I cannot get enough of it!  It's nice to be pulled aside even though I wasn't part of the official event.

We had a little bit of down time before we needed to get ready for the Madmen themed banquet dinner.  A small group of us decided to wander out to the beach bar and enjoy our company, some snacks, and drinks!   My favorite part about these weekends are not the actual spankings, lol.  It's the part where we all hang out and enjoy each others company as the amazing people we are.  The added kinky secret that we all share is just the icing on the cake!

After a while we realized that we better hurry upstairs if we want to have enough time to get ready for the dinner!  This year's theme was Madmen and the outfits everyone was wearing looked so classy.  As a group we clean up quite well!  I myself was wearing a turquoise polka dotted dress with white gloves and, dun-dun-dun... white high heals.   Torture.  I'm not the most graceful person and I rarely wear heals.  I decided the shoes were theme appropriate and would attempt to rock them.  Then I remembered that it had been so long since I last wore heals and didn't really walk in them very well.  I spent most of the evening trying not to slip and fall backwards on my ass.  

Dinner was nice and we were entertained with videos including one that a large group of us got together and filmed at the Christmas SSNY party.  I was asked to revise my role as "Pantiesinabunch" and happily played my bitchy, foul mouthed altered ego.  I am worried that people are going to start thinking that I am actually that bitchy in person!!  We had our first BBW wedding, and Mike Tanner made a nice speech where he honored many of the married spankos who were together at the party.  It was very sweet.  

After dinner Buzzy entertained us with his wonderful music selections and people danced and played the night away.  Rainyspanker dragged me off to play and Hornybastard came up and asked me to play as well.  I had just met hornybastard this weekend and he was such a nice guy that I was looking forward to playing with him.  We had a nice scene, but then at the end he went to flip me up and over and my shoes got caught. Classy SAS went flying backwards off his lap, into the curtain behind us with feet waving in the air.  Luckily Rainyspanker was in the curtain next to us and not a total stranger.  I was mortified and HB looked horrified and all we could both do was apologize to each other before cracking up and laughing.  If anything, I think the first scene where we played together will be one for the memory books!

IMLX was nice enough to ask me to dance and the BBW twerk team had a great time leading the dance floor!  The company was great, and it was fun to watch all the couples dance together.  Soon enough the heals were begging to be kicked off and traded for flipflops and the suites were calling our name!  Publikk and I headed up to our room to change and get ready for another of fun and play!

BBW Part IV: Boardwalk Academy

If you missed them:

Part I

Part II

Part III

Saturday morning started early with Heather up and ready at what felt way too early!! ;)  Heather was the good school girl and didn't want to be late for the Boardwalk Academy.  Since it doesn't take long for me to get ready (I seem to miss that girly gene), I lay in bed much longer and waited for Publikk to get ready for his role as hall monitor since he had to be there a half hour before the girls were due to show up.  Poor Heather!  She ran between our room and Stacy's room to make sure we were ready, threatening to leave us behind!  Luckily all three of us were able to leave together as we were scolded and chased out towards the elevators.  With our husbands, daddies, uncles, and friends ALL involved with the event, it would not have been wise for us to be late.  

The number of girls by the elevators was claustrophobic and I felt my anxiety rise by the squished feeling of being trapped between the girls and the door.  Luckily, before I started to claw at the door, Jules started to ring the bell to let us in.  The sight of the strict and deadpan faces of the entire boardwalk academy staff was a sight to behold.  I had to turn my head when I saw Monseigneur Dirk in an attempt to control my laughter.  It was such an amazing group.  All the school girls were given class schedules and told to line up against the hall wall.  

Principal Tanner addressed the girls and when he walked by, one of the naughty girls whistled.  Of course it was Sarah_Rocks and she was told to kneel in the middle of the hallway until after our prayer and the pledge of allegiance.  The prayer was hilarious and very appropriate for the group, and YoggSothoth looked so proud to be the flag holder for the pledge!  Everyone did such an amazing job setting up the headspace for this event.  

There were four classes offered and everyone was signed up to take three.  My classes began with Etiquette (taught by the Brits), followed by Human Sexuality (taught by Sister Miranda), and ending with Geography (taught by Richard Windsor and Mr K.). Gym was the class I missed out on, but it was taught by Ms Dana Specht.  

Due to my location, I was the last person to walk into the Etiquette class leaving one lone chair by itself in the front of the room.  I cringed and sat down in it.  Luckily Sarah_Rocks was in the class and she quickly became her naughty self and was told to switch places with me.  I assumed that I was safe in the back row, however, I was now sitting next to the hilariously entertaining Korey and her "if they were any more British they would be crumpets" comment caused me to start giggling.  Mr. Lewis quickly pulled me aside to scold and warn me that if I misbehaved again I would be going over his knee.  The strict look, stern voice, and sexy English accent caused my knees to shake, and red faced I returned to me seat.  Before any other action could take place, Korey was taken aside and "attended" to.  As I listened (slightly jealous of Korey), there was a knock at the door and hall monitor TopJosh appeared with a summons for me.  Slightly puzzled, I left class trying to figure out why sweet little me would be escorted to Dean StrictDave's office. 

Apparently I forgot that I may have been a little smart ass-y on my application to the Boardwalk Academy.  Dean Dave was nice enough to remind me about what I apparently forgot about putting on my application. Apparently I was also in trouble for general disobedience. After being scolded, it was over Dean Dave's knee for a good sound spanking.  I thought I was getting off easy until I was bent over the Dean's desk for a good taste of his mean old strap. 

If you have ever played with StrictDave or have seen strict Dave do a scene, you know what an amazing top he is. Getting to do a role-play scene for a real infraction by a dean who did not once break character was one of the best things about the boardwalk Academy.  It was these little moments and attention to detail, that really made the Academy so much fun!

After my trip to the Dean's office, I went back to etiquette class which unfortunately was almost over.  The bell rang and it was time to move to human sexuality class with sister Miranda!

Sister Miranda was the funniest teacher!As strict as she is, the jokes and the laughter kept coming. My memories are becoming fuzzy and I am not sure how this happened, but at one point Aurora mentioned how she has occasionally faked an orgasm. That resulted in Aurora going to the front of the class and showing us all how to fake an orgasm. It was amazing! In fact, I kind of wanted a cigarette after listening to it! I'm also not sure how things happened, but at some point it was decided that I was driving the bus to hell.  I also somehow ended up in the naughty chair, but was allowed to flip off another student without getting in trouble. I told sister Miranda that I was just going to give her a "thumbs" up.

The last class of the day was geography with Richard Windsor and Mr. K. Each teacher had their own teaching style and their own class was run a certain way.  Rich and Mr. K co-taught wonderfully.  We were quizzed on questions such as what is the state bird of Oklahoma, to capitals of European countries, and a few trick questions thrown in to throw us off our game.  When it comes to trivia like questions, sometimes I cannot help myself.  Even though I was warned if I spoke out another answer I would be in the corner, I could not help but blurt out VIENNA when Maria was asked what the capital of Austria was.  Unfortunately, my answer was heard and I was told to put my nose against the wall and wait for the round to be finished.  Mr. Windsor and Mr. K made sure to spank any girl who did not know the correct answer.  This allowed for each girl to get a little bit of individual attention and both Mr. Windsor and Mr. K took turns switching up the girls.  Both men ran this class beautifully

After the last class we were told to line up in the hallway again.  It was at this time that principal Tanner asked how many girls were removed from class to go to a discipline office. Every single girl raised her hand.  Jules made sure to find a infraction so every girl could have a personal discipline scene.  The hard work that was put into this event was shown and it was amazing.  Everyone had a great time, from schoolgirl to hall monitor, from teacher to disciplinarian.  The individual attention made the event special for everyone!

Unfortunately for me, I seemed to have thought that I had brought my key with me. Publikk actually had it, but it did cause me to go back and see if I could find it.  Of course, when it involves going back to the Dean to search for a lost key, guess who was bent backed over the desk and strapped again!!  :-D

Boardwalk Badness Weekend Part III: The Vendor's Fair and Friday Night Suite Parties

In case you missed them:

Part I

Part II

The Friday night Vendor's Fair is always hopping at BBW!  Publikk and I walked around looking at the different vendors and giving hugs to friends that we haven't seen in what feels like forever.  The beautiful Beth Eisley was selling her panties and I bought the cutest pair of woven fox panties that she hand made herself!  I was looking for a picture of the pair I bought, but you can see her current panties selection at: http://madebysomebunny.weebly.com/.  Excited I folded the pair up and stuck them in my purse for later... which would turn into a story all on its own.

Beth Panties!  

I do have one Vendor Fair regret and I blame my nerves with meeting new people on this.  Stepfordwife brought a collection of beautiful vintage dresses to sell at the vendors fair.  There was an awesome fashion show that showed off the amazing dresses and many of the girls were buying their madmen themed dresses for the Saturday night banquet.  Everyone who bought a dressed looked absolutely amazing in them. Unfortunately, I was too nervous to walk over and interrupt all the the girls selling and buying.  I chickened out and ended up missing out on a great opportunity.  Sometimes it is the silliest things that make me so nervous and I hate it.  I keep promising myself that I will get braver and make it through one party without freaking out over something, crying over something stupid, having a panic attack, and introducing myself to new people that I would very much like to get to know better!  That didn't happen at this party, LOL.

New to the Vendor's fair this year was the "Bad Girl Corner,"  suggested by Stacy (!!!!) and run by OlympiaSpanker.  The top filled out a slip as to why the girl needed to stand in the corner and the bottom was suppose to sign the slip before turning it in.  However, the slip just said "Bottom's signature."  It didn't specify the bottom in trouble, so, I happily signed PPD's slip to put Sarah_Rock's in the bad girl corner!  :-D  Sarah_Rocks, however, didn't think it was that funny and dragged Publikk off to make up some lame reason as to why I needed to go to the bad girl corner as well.  Called up to the stage, I was made to stand in the corner only to find out that Mr. Stephen Lewis would be administrating my bad girl spanking.  *Swoon!*  I have had a spanko crush on him for a long time, and in typical S.A.S. fashion,  I giggled like a nervous, obnoxious, dumbass at the chance of getting to play with him instead of soaking in the moment as much as I could!

Shortly after the bad girl corner, the Vendor's Fair Angels and Demons contest was to get started.  After doing the last three vendor fair contests, I asked nicely not to participate in it again.  Well, actually I was really tired and cranky at a party over the summer and whined to Uncle Mike about how I hated it and never wanted to do it again.  After that, the proper way to back out was...uh...discussed and I politely requested not to partake this year.  I decided to use the time to provide Richard Windsor with an extra set of hands during the sale, catch up, and show him the proper way to sell DVDs. ;)  The angels ran away with the contest having run out of poker chips and quickly trying to make up more!

Publikk and I went back up to our room to freshen up for the parties in the suite.   I am really grateful that Heather offered to share her suite with us.  Not only did we get to share our room with an awesome lady, but we didn't have far to go when it came to the suite parties.   We were really spoiled this year! Anyway, It was at that moment, that I took out the adorable Beth panties and realized that I had not one, but TWO pairs of her panties!!!!  I was horrified!!!!!!!  I felt so bad that I instantly texted Beth to let her know that I took a pair.  Of course her response was to tease me and call me a thief, but I still felt horrible!!!  I had images of someone wanting the same panties and me having stolen the last in her size.  I carefully folded them up and placed them in our cabinet until I could return the panties to her.

 We headed down the hall and popped into Dirk's suite.  Dirk is amazingly generous and willingly opens his suite and bar tab to the majority of the party. I can't remember if this was Thursday night, or Friday night, but IMLX managed to get a hold of me and spanked my while scolding me in Russian.  I do not speak Russian and he could have been saying anything to me, however, getting scolded in Russian is amazing.  IMLX is one of the sweetest guys in the scene and is so fun to play with.  I was glad that we were able to catch up again at this party!

Pulls_Panties_Down is another gem of a top that I love to play with.  He pulled me over his lap on the couch and started to provide me with a wonderful hand spanking.  However, towards the end of the spanking, Miss Aurora mentioned "The Power" and PPD whispered back "THERE  WILL BE NO POWER."  I am pretty sure that it would take an entire blog post to explain what "The Power" is and still have no one understand, but at that moment I was inspired to do our trademark "The Power" soar for freedom.  Mr. PPD however, is no stranger to the power considering it is his fault "The Power" exists in the first place!  As I soared off the couch I felt a grab at my ankles and a pull, with a "NO MORE POWER" scold.  Now I was kneeling on the couch as PPD took off his London Tanner's belt and gave me a few licks.  It is a very nice belt, but it REALLY needs to be broken in more.  Hopefully he was able to help it along during the rest of the weekend!

The rest of Friday night passed in a blur as people played, talked, and entertained one another.  It would be close to 4am before I would crawl into bed in order to be up and ready for the new Boardwalk Academy event taking place at 11 sharp the next morning.

Boardwalk Badness Weekend Part II

Friday morning came quickly as Heather had to get up early and run for hair and makeup in preparation for the  fashion show.  Thankfully Publikk was willing to run and get me coffee as I slowly pulled myself out of bed.  Uncle Mike managed to lure us to the Newbie/Shybie party with the promise of the best pizza in Atlantic City!


I headed down to the Tanner Suite and squeezed myself into the room hoping to sneak a piece of pizza right away.  That part didn't work, but I was able to see wifey number two, the beautiful Aurora and sneak a hug from her without squealing too loud and interrupting Uncle Mike.  I had never attended a newbie party before and found the information to be very interesting.  If you are reading this and are thinking of attending your first party, please go to these meetings.  They provide a lot of information and helpful advice!  I patiently waited eyeing that pizza and thankfully the questions and information section ended soon!  I grabbed a giant slice of pepperoni and sighed (enter obligatory "that's what she said" comment).  The pizza was delicious.

After the meeting I was finally able to throw my arms around my longtime friend Richard Windsor.  The poor guy was so tired after his pool and hot tub party, he went to bed early and missed hanging out with me!!  At first I sent him a text with idle threats about how he better not be at the bar without me!  Together with Aurora, Jules, Uncle Mike,  Kor-E, Buzzy, and my husband, we went downstairs to help set up the ballroom for the weekend's activities.  Aurora, Jules, and I set up the ladies freshen up area (which we probably moved around way more than necessary) and the guys put up the spanking booths.  The time went by quickly and soon we were running to get ready to "bunny up" for the vendors meet and greet!

Last year I was so excited to be asked to be one of the bunny greeters.  I have no idea why they asked me because I am no where near as cute and adorable as the other bunny greeters, but they offered me bunny ears and a tail and I said hellz yeah!  I loved it so much I held on to my bunny ears in the hope of being asked again.  As bunny greeters it was our job to walk and greet people and try to make them feel welcome to the party.  San Francisco Tom was nice enough to buy us all a "bunny shot" and what kind of bunny event would it be if we didn't all join in and do the bunny hop across the room!

I didn't realize until after we all "de-bunnied" that I didn't get any bunny pictures of the girls this year!  So instead I offer you this:

   Amazing what guys will do when girls pout! ;)

The three hours passed by quickly and soon it was time to put the bunny ears away and report to the tanner suite for our meeting with Aunt Miranda!

Miranda is the sweetest and badassy-est woman I know.  She gives amazing advice, is hilarious, and has a heart of gold.  She could tell how awful I was feeling Thursday night and knew how to make me feel better.  She asked for the cousins to come to her suite because she found the cutest little perfume bottles and gave them to us as presents.  At the time of this writing I can not find the adorable box they came in, but I KNOW I packed it somewhere!  I will come back and add it in as soon as I can find it!

I am naughty perfume!!

I was so touched by the nice things Miranda said to us that I almost forgot it was time to get ready for the vendor's fair!!

To be continued...

Boardwalk Badness Weekend Part I

I am back from another amazing party weekend at BBW!!!!  To fight the drop, I have spent last night and parts of today attempting to jot down every memory that I could think of and actually hurry up and blog about the weekend before I forget!!  This was the best party I have ever been to and I had several memorable moments with great people, chosen family and friends.  Based on the notes I jotted down, I will need to break the weekend up into several blog posts, lol.


So I present to you:  BOARDWALK BADNESS WEEKEND 2014 from the view point of SAS.  Enjoy.



The week leading up to BBW was not a great week for me.  Due to some things going on in my vanilla life, I have been extra jumpy and stressed. Last Sunday my face decided to revolt against me and my lips broke out really bad.  I looked as if I walked into something, was punched in the mouth, or fell on my face.  I was horrified.  With bad news on Thursday prior to leaving for the party, I was extra shaky, nervous, and miserable.  I was feeling so horrible about everything and myself that I almost backed out of going to the party at all.  Worse, I was worried that people would take one look at my face and run for the hills!

                                        
                                                                     "Face Leprosy" 

We left town Thursday evening and started our adventure north to Atlantic City.  I was on pins and needles and bouncing with both nerves and excitement.  I was terribly jealous of all the people who were already at the party and texts were coming all day asking where we were!  I hate having to miss some of the fun but unfortunately I just don't have the extra days to take off!  This was the first BBW party where we were actually staying until Monday!  Even though we got an extra day, I couldn't help but wish I was able to take off MORE time.  ;)

Our travels were uneventful until we attempted to get our rental car.  One guy working the counter and we were the last flight of the night!  It took him ONE FREAKING HOUR to give us our car.  I was climbing up the walls as this point.  Didn't the rental place understand that we had a party to get to!!??

Finally on our way, we didn't end up getting to the hotel until after 1am.  Taking the elevator to the suite floor, I tried to bury my face in my coat so no one would see my face leprosy since any makeup I did have on had worn off.  Unfortunately (only at that one moment), our room was on the suite floor and I was unable to duck into my room unseen.  As happy as I was to see friends, I was tired, annoyed with the rental car place, still nervous and upset about how people would react to my face, and hyped up on emotions.  Quickly looking for Heather who kindly had offered to share her room with us, I tried to avoid as many people as possible until I had the chance to freshen up!

I was a nervous wreck as I decided to brave the people, but luckily the first people I saw were my lovely girls who made me feel better about my face.  I was so mortified as my eyes teared up, but my horrible week and face leprosy made me so anxious that I couldn't help it.  Hugs from jules helped to calm me down and words of encouragement reminded me why I love these wonderful people!!  Feeling much braver I went in the rooms and hugged and greeted many as I jumped up and down squealed!  1/3 of THE POWER waited up for me as the lovely Ms. Sarah_Rocks threw her arms around me!  Rainyspanker greeted my with his tradition bear hug that involved picking me up into the air.  I believe my favorite greeting of the night came from Uncle OS when I thought I was leaning in for a hug and was bent over the ottoman and spanked instead!!  That is officially my party record as the fastest I've ever been spanked at a party.  Thursday night (or I guess I should say Friday morning!) came to an end as I had some amazing girl catch up time, a nightcap, and went to bed around 3am.  Pretty early for me!  We had a whole weekend of partying ahead of us.  ;)